Andrew Crozier (1943-2008)
MOORLAND GLORY, or SWANN’S VESTAS
Poetry gives most pleasure when only generally,
not perfectly, understood.Displayed and laid out, featuring the word “new”
New is an old word get a new one
To assist me selling toys
What does it teach other than the fact
You don’t get much nowadays
In 4000 BC the Babylonians had 16 types of beer
I suppose it’s alright, after all
We’ll outlive them. Raise your hat
To the past by all means but take off
Your coat to the future. Carelessness
Can pull down in an hour an enterprise
Has taken years to build. A tenor of
I will not pass this way again
Much to the delight of the audience.
The snow must be two feet deep, I never thought
You’d make it up the path.
Following the country code
Protect wildlife, wild plants and trees
Go carefully on country roads
Respect the life of the countryside
The wildlife of today
Is not ours
To dispose of as we please
We have it in trust and must account for it
To those who come after.
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invented a mousetrap
Which kills the mouse before it eats the cheese?
A cooked goose does not lay eggs
A quack is an unqualified vet
Who treats ducks. A customer in a department store
Was standing doing nothing
I’m not back from lunch yet.
There are women today today
And men with sideburns
Shorter than they ever thought they would be.
All the teachers are cross-eyed
They never could control their pupils.