{"id":10677,"date":"2013-07-07T12:47:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/?p=10677"},"modified":"2013-07-07T12:47:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-07T16:47:00","slug":"the-visual-puns-of-retirement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/the-visual-puns-of-retirement\/","title":{"rendered":"The Visual Puns of Retirement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday Nicole &amp; I drove up to Albany &amp; the University there \u00a0to empty my office \u2014 sort of pre-retirement ritual (officially I&#8217;ll be emeritus 31 August) after 21 years of laboring in the hallowed halls of academia. My office compa\u00f1ero, Chris Rizzo, was on hand to lend one. At some point I looked up &amp; noticed the following two pieces of paper scotched to the wall behind the desk, ready for use on the front door. Chris&#8217; note covered mine just a little bit, but the result made us crack up \u2014 yeap, I won&#8217;t be back!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/BackinZero-e1373214981434.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10678 lazyload\" alt=\"BackinZero\" data-src=\"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/BackinZero-e1373214981434.jpg\" width=\"490\" height=\"408\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 490px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 490\/408;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Nicole &amp; I drove up to Albany &amp; the University there \u00a0to empty my office \u2014 sort of pre-retirement ritual (officially I&#8217;ll be emeritus 31 August) after 21 years of laboring in the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10677"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10684,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677\/revisions\/10684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}