{"id":10677,"date":"2013-07-07T12:47:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/?p=10677"},"modified":"2013-07-07T12:47:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-07T16:47:00","slug":"the-visual-puns-of-retirement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/the-visual-puns-of-retirement\/","title":{"rendered":"The Visual Puns of Retirement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday Nicole & I drove up to Albany & the University there \u00a0to empty my office \u2014 sort of pre-retirement ritual (officially I\u2019ll be emeritus 31 August) after 21 years of laboring in the hallowed halls of academia. My office compa\u00f1ero, Chris Rizzo, was on hand to lend one. At some point I looked up & noticed the following two pieces of paper scotched to the wall behind the desk, ready for use on the front door. Chris\u2019 note covered mine just a little bit, but the result made us crack up \u2014 yeap, I won\u2019t be back!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/BackinZero-e1373214981434.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10678 lazyload\" alt=\"BackinZero\" data-src=\"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/BackinZero-e1373214981434.jpg\" width=\"490\" height=\"408\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 490px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 490\/408;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Nicole &#038; I drove up to Albany &#038; the University there \u00a0to empty my office \u2014 sort of pre-retirement ritual (officially I\u2019ll be emeritus 31 August) after 21 years of laboring in the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10677"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10684,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10677\/revisions\/10684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierrejoris.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}